BUSHS PSALM

BUSH IS OUR PRESIDENT, I DO NOT WANT.

HE LEADETH ME BESIDES THE WAR TORN COUNTRIES.

HE RESTORETH MY DOUBTS IN THE REPTILLIAN PARTY.

HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH TO TERROR FOR THE PARTY’S SAKE.

I DO NOT FEAR EVIL, FOR THOU-ART AGAINST ME.

THOU ANNOINTETH MY STANDERED OF LIVING WITH HIGH PRICES

SO THAT MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME.

SURELY POVERTY AND HARD LIVING SHALL FOLLOW THE REPUBLICAN PARTY,

AND I SHALL DWELL IN THE POOR HOUSE FOREVER.

FIVE THOUSAND YEARS AGO, MOSES SAID, “PACK YOU CAMEL,

PICK UP YOUR SHOVEL, MOUNT YOUR ASS AND I WILL LEAD YOU

TO THE PROMISED LAND.” FIVE THOUSAND YEARS LATER, F.D.

ROOSEVELT SAID, “LAY DOWN YOUR SHOVEL, SIT ON YOUR ASS,

LIGHT UP A CAMEL, THIS IS THE PROMISED LAND.” THIRTY YEARS

AGO (1974) NIXON TAXED YOUR SHOVEL, SOLD YOUR CAMEL AND KICKED

YOUR ASS, AND TOLD YOU THERE IS NO PROMISED LAND. TODAY BUSH

WILL GO TO WAR WITH IRAQ AND OTHER COUNTRIES, ABUSE CIVILIANS

AS PRISONERS OF WAR, AND CALL IT THE PATRIOTS ACT, AND TELL

YOU THAT THE WAR ON TERROR IS LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.

I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN.

I AM GLAD I AM FREE.

BUT I WISH I WERE A DOGGIE,

AND BUSH WAS A TREE.

ISSOP.COM

MAY 21,2004